remember at the state fair at the top of the Ferris wheel I kissed you there you leaned in and well that was the start of this whole affair as I recall we were kinda dealing with other situations commitments fallen through over time don't look at me you were there too can't you see that it's hopeless saw your ex's band play the other night whiny indie rock of the most generic type meanwhile a familiar perfume comes wafting into the room with a glass of red wine she hoity toities around repunzeled up in blue giving me dirt looks that's the girl the one I left for you I admit I'm a little bit butt hurt too what you want me to do let us go on we waited out turn let's pretend like we're the victims sour can turn to sweet it was necessary they just want to watch their favorite shows and jerk themselves off 'till they die and gossip all night all my friends they call me stupid asking "was she really worth a good relationship ruined?" but what the hell do they know she sure put on a good show but at home she bored me to death and I'm guilty yeah I know it was the wrong thing to do and then of course there's you and those slut shaming friends of yours trying to get through so they can ruin our careers but that's not gonna happen darling after a year they'll get used to us together as we're meant to be and they'll see this is forever and ever and ever and everyone will finally leave us alone yes they'll finally leave us alone baby I'm upset you're upset what with all the drama and all the stress of daily amends to respective exes greedy tears and needy texts you say it's a sin I call it fate either way there are no mistakes baby I love you and I know we can make it listen I don't expect her to understand but I hope she finds a good man to reverse the curse to give her the respect that she deserves someone who steers clear of danger and never sleeps with strangers in the bed they share together we waited our turn let's pretend there are no victims other people see what other people see but they just want to watch their favorite shows and jerk themselves off 'till they die gossip all night that's right we waited our turn yeah can't we move on other people see yeah can't we move on we waited our turn can't we move on other people see let us move on we waited our turn yeah let us move on other people see yeah let us move on remember at the state fair at the top of the Ferris wheel?